poetry · prose

Do one’s nut

Monday, July 22, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Do one's nut:  Phrase, British informal  Become extremely angry or agitated. "The words-- go splintering apart like supersonic noise pollutions and I can't make sense of a rhyme or a stanza (but yeah, to be fair I've never been able to rhyme) and I need a break I think… Continue reading Do one’s nut

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Thursday, July 11, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Sprog:  Noun, British informal, humorous  A child. "Grass tickles my toes and sunshine crowns me in its glory I'll most likely be covered in itchy red markings come morning time but I'm too busy screaming and running around for nonsense outside this very moment.   I construct stories reimagined… Continue reading Sprog

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Tuesday, April 16, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Bladdered:  Adjective, British informal  Extremely drunk. "You are the personification of my anxiety attacks constricting my heart inside a too tight cage pressure exerting invisible forces which hold up the galaxy presses down on my heart and maybe I'll balloon up with lightheadedness or perhaps my eyes will explode like… Continue reading Bladdered