Thursday, June 20, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Newsagent: Noun, British A person or shop selling newspapers, magazines, or confectionery, etc. "I am your deranged symphony cacophony of clambering percussions and whinging violins favouring high frequency vibratos as the softest song I shall sing from the depths of my soul brings to life my darkness an… Continue reading Newsagent
Monday, June 17, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Cack-handed: Adjective, British informal Inept; clumsy. Left-handed. "Under the ocean's umbrella I have perforated my thoughts dropped them one by one like a lover picking apart rose petals loves me loves me not loves me ... and it occurs to me swift like the setting sun I may be completely… Continue reading Cack-handed
Friday, June 14, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Up Sticks: Phrase, British informal Go to live elsewhere. "In a world of lilac skies and puffy, lavender clouds I am travelling too many winding paths and bleeding out mauve hopes battling anxiety in the hollow pit of my belly and lost to the caverns of my preoccupied mind enigmatic… Continue reading Up sticks
Thursday, June 13, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Look (something) out: Phrasal verb, British Look for and produce something. "You call me a hurricane a blinding wall of ocean greens washing away normalcy shoving secrets into sand and clinging to your shores in ebbing desperation. A natural disaster I am heavy lids and haywire senses heartbeat music… Continue reading Look (something) out
Saturday, June 1, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Lilo: Noun, British, trademark (Li-lo) A type of inflatable mattress which is used as a bad or for floating on water. "On the water I can't see my shadow and it's for the best there's a reason we need to be kept separated hallowed innards spilling secrets like a… Continue reading Lilo
Thursday, May 30, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Sickie: Noun, informal, British A day taken as sick leave when one is not actually ill. "I'll burn the wicks out of both ends this midnight oil of mine dreams saturated beneath beguiling battles and pulsating sceneries drenching me in Technicolor rain it isn't always about creative intelligence more… Continue reading Sickie
Wednesday, May 29, 2019. Daily Brit Wit. Bust-up: Noun, informal, chiefly British A serious quarrel; a fight or brawl. "All you do is nag at me, brain, be it multiple trains of thoughts sailing and zooming and jogging by whispering flaws in-between an expanding galaxy and born-again stars or anxiety induced headaches when I thought sunshine… Continue reading Bust-up
