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Monday, May 22, 2017. Daily Brit Wit.



A wrench. 

“You laugh at your date’s punchline, amused at his expense but nonethelsss impressed by his (admittedly) clever joke. It was also a great distraction for him to pay for the movie tickets. You raise an eyebrow at him and he matches your annoyed look with a bright smile. 

‘Stop throwing a spanner in my plans, yeah?’ You giggle, unable to sound faux-stern like you had planned. 

He tugs you over, loops both your arms together, and presses his lips to the crown of your head. ‘You can buy the snacks?’ And you laugh with him.”


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